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American medical expertise

Postby MalwareMutilator » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:49 am

An Israeli doctor quotes, "Medicine in our country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor quotes, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor quotes "In our country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor quotes. "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no BRAIN out of Illinois, we put him in the White House, and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for Work...” !*!*

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Re: American medical expertise

Postby Spudz » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:45 pm

Now that was funny rofl
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Re: American medical expertise

Postby Marcus » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:13 am

Just seen that; that's very good, excellent in fact. 1wnnr


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