Twitter addict fails to get suicide note down to 140 chars'

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Twitter addict fails to get suicide note down to 140 chars'

Postby Spudz » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:06 am

Depressed Twitter addict fails to get suicide note down to 140 characters

A man whose life had been ruined by the social networking craze Twitter failed to end it all yesterday after he found himself unable to write a farewell message sufficiently concise to explain his reasons. Friends and associates of David Gough, 33, had been kept informed of his steady decline over the past few months, receiving regular personal updates such as ‘Now having sex with my wife. She is saying put that bloody iPhone away’ and ‘Wife has just walked out. Says I spend too much time sending bloody messages.’

Further ‘Tweets’ as the messages are called, included brief accounts of how David lost his job due to his narcissistic obsession with reporting every single moment of his day and even a live account of the moment he was arrested for texting on the motorway. Other Tweets included ‘Policeman just said ‘Stop tapping that bloody palm-top or we will shove it up your arse’ and ‘Magistrate now giving me a sentence. Asking what I doing with that ‘little gadget’!

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