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Jack Bauer Related PC\Internet Facts

Postby TeMerc » Sat May 31, 2008 1:41 am

  • Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
  • Jack Bauer once downloaded the entire Internet onto his PDA.
  • Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
  • Jack's PC repairs its own errors when he types a secret password. "Son of a bitch".
  • Jack Bauer told Chloe that she was the best computer technician in the world. He then told her something she didn't know about computers.
  • Sony had Jack Bauer beta-test the 24 video game. As soon as he had Chloe widen the parameters, the game was beaten in 60 minutes.
  • Jack Bauer can fit 21GB on a 20GB Ipod.
  • Jack Bauer once submitted a fact on this website. He shot anyone who gave him less than a ten.
  • Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he's yelling.
  • Jack Bauer has the schematics of heaven on his PDA.
  • Jack Bauer's hotmail account never expires.
  • Jack Bauer once had CTU open a socket to the depths of hell.
    Jack Bauer can do more with a cell phone than most hackers can do with the top personal computers.
  • The capabilities of Jack Bauer's PDA are rivaled only by the computer book used by Penny on Inspector Gadget.
  • Jack Bauer does not need anyone to open a socket for him. Jack Bauer is the only person who actually knows what a socket is and why they need to keep being opened.
  • Aj.com (Ask Jeeves) is currently underconstruction. The new website will be called "Ask Jack".
  • Jack Bauer has no friends on Myspace. Everyone who adds him becomes a target by several terrorist networks, and they are found dead the next day for not giving up Jack's location.
  • Jack Bauer's in-box has no spam. Spammers are terrified of Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
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Re: Jack Bauer Related PC\Internet Facts

Postby TeMerc » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:45 am

  • Jack Bauer filled up his GMail in 23 Hours and 59 secs.
  • Jack Bauer doesn't have to click the New Fact or the F5 button.
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